naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

amoying:

HOW am i expected to go to school when i wake up the same time that it ends

worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

artichokehold:

how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program

the-winchester-initiative:

do you ever have to backspace a reply because

no

our friendship level is not ready for that

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

aphroditeens:

I write sins not five page research papers

honne-tatemae:

skengggg:

idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick